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Sick :(

So I’m sick…Idk what I have, but I do know I feel like POO. While I was contemplating on my illness, I came up with this ridiculously stupid idea. I think it’d be so rad (basically cute) if every time someone was sick, they would have this lil name tag-like sticker that notified others that they were sick. Like if it was contagious or not, what do they have, etc etc. I just would really be tickled to death if I saw someone with a sign that said they were suffering from stupidity. :]

fmylife:

Today, I was called by my sons school. He had been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn’t forge them. I don’t know what’s worse, my handwriting looking like a 6 year olds or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention but I still have my dignity. FML

Seven Things I Dislike/Hate

This is a list of 7 things I just refuse to like. EVERYONE seems to love ‘em, but I just can’t find what’s so appealing. I chose 7 because I was too lazy to think of more. lmfao.

7. Twitter

I made an account, and I felt like a dumbass for following the trend. After a few days (of inactivity basically), I deleted it. I have no idea why anyone would be that interested in anyone’s life. Not even a celeb’s life. :|

6. Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana

Omfg, stfu about her already. I’m tried of my 7 year old sister, running around the house singing her goddamn songs. Irritates me to no end.

5. Ed Hardy products

I just think all of the designs generally look the same, and they all look tacky. Given that there might be a  “decent” looking Ed Hardy item once in a while, but it’s rare.

4. Religion-related forward text messages/any annoying fwd txt in general

I am tired of receiving stupid crap, like “I luv God. Do u? If u believe in Him fwd to 10 ppl. DON’T IGNORE. GOD COULD BE TESTING YOU.” OMFG, why would He test you via text msg? I just find it absolutely ridiculous. Another thing is my friends know that I am NOT Christian. Why would they send me that? It’s not like I’m hatin’ on Jesus and God; I just don’t see the point in sending these txts to your non-Christian friends (or in general at all.)

3. Asian-wannabes/Anime & manga obsessors

I am tired of everyone, pointing out the fact that I’m Asian (as if I didn’t already frickin’ know.) I don’t go around pointing out the fact that people are white, black, Mexican, etc etc. It’s not a big deal. Jeez. Another thing that annoys me is when people who love anime/manga automatically assume I do and bombard me with questions about Japan/anime/manga/&such. WTF STFU. I can understand you liking that stuff because I do to, but control yourself. Jeez. Some people just try too hard to be “Asian”.

2. wEn PpL tYpE LyKe DiS

That took me forever to do. Anyway, I hate it when people do this, whether it be the shifting from caps to lowercase or the retarded chatspeak or whatever you call it. I can understand every once in a while, when you’re trying to be cute or whatevs, but not every single time you type/text something up. Not only is it time-consuming, but the shifting of caps and lowercase hurts my eyes. D:

1. Twilight

I can honestly say I hate this book. I had to force myself to finish the first book, and let’s just say I had to squelch that part of me that always wants to complete a book/series once I’ve started. I couldn’t take it. It was like a 300 pg filler of ‘do I like him, or do I not? He’s sexy. Omg, his smoldering eyes.’ I also hate girls who want their own “Edward.” What is wrong with these people?? He is not the perfect man—not even close. Makes me gag every time I see a Twilight-infested school notebook with little queer hearts around ‘Edward’. Ugh.